Lies In The Music Business

The booking is definite
Your cheques in the mail
My agent will take care of it
We'll have flyers printed tomorrow
I'm with the band
I'm sure it will work
Your tickets are at the door
It sounds in tune to me
Sure, it sounds fine at the back of the hail
I know your mike is on
I checked it myself
The roadie took care of it
She'll be backstage after the show
Yes, the spotlight was on you during your solo
The stage mix sounds just like the program mix
It's the hottest pickup I could get
The club will provide the PA and lights
I really love the band
We'll have it ready by tonight
We'll have lunch sometime
If it breaks, we'll fix it for free
We'll let you know
I had nothing to do with your marriage breaking up. It wason the rocks long before I ever met you
The place was packed
We'll have you back next week
You'll get your cut tonight
Don't worry, you'll be the headliner
You'll have plenty of time for a sound check
It's on the truck
My last band had a record deal, but we broke up before recording the album
We can fix it in the mix
The show starts at 8
Someone will be there early to let you in
I've only been playing for a year
I've been playing for 20 years
The band drinks free
We'll supply someone for the door
You'll have no problem fitting that bass cabinet in the trunk of your car
There'll be lots of roadies when you get there
It's totally compatible with your current program
You can depend on me

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