Jokes

Due to the vast number of jokes sent in, they've been split into the following sections:

• Definitions
• Instrumental
• Conductors
• Miscellaneous
• Light Bulb
• Maestro
• A Singers Guide To Performance
• Young Person's Guide To The Chorus
• How To Tell If You've Been In The Group Too Long
• Who Wants To Be A Bedfordshire Youth Musician
• How To Cook A Conductor
• The Band That Money Couldn't Buy
• How To Sing The Blues
• Lies In The Music Business

And Finally...

These jokes are so bad I can't Handel them

They make me Lizstless

They can be too Mendlesohm

You'd better go out Bach and stay in Haydn.

Submit your Jokes

Please send us your jokes using the contact page.